This Whole Post Is Awesome

Just a few ramblings of what’s in my head.

• Life of Pi is boring. Boring boring boring! I’ve made it through the first chapter and really I’m not sure if I should keep going of if I’ll die of boredom. Please, someone, tell me this book gets better.
• MUST. GET. MAC. I went to the Apple store today and ooooh wow. I love the keyboard. It is my new best buddy. And say what you must, but when you type as much as I do (or am supposed to… come on Jordyn, get cracking on that novel! 3,000 is NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF. You’ve got miles to go, babe) that MATTERS. Really really much.
• I actually (prepare yourselves…) like some of Justin Timberlake’s music. Gasp! Trust me, none more surprised than I.
• My wonderous mother helped me to make all my books fit. She gave me one of those standy-uppy magazine holder things for all my issues of Psychology Today.
• Note to Meg: WE ARE GOING TO SEE GET SMART. I do not know when, but we will! Because if I don’t see it I will positively DIEEEE. (Like my dramatics?)
• Also, I must see Wall-E. I wonder why I never go see movies anymore. The second I moved was the second I stopped going to theaters, which is kinda odd I admit. But hellooo, my old movie buddy’s back in Arizona (and I miss her)! Going to Hannah Montana concerts! (Um, not that I’m jealous of that last part. Just saying.)
• I love Jason Mraz’s new song (with Colbie Callait), Lucky. Must get CD!
• Today I had an epiphany. Concerning why I am not so much into the fashion. And, SHOCKER, mostly it really has nothing to do with clothing at all. MOSTLY. (Also, it is kind of a messed up reason. Blarg.)
• I miss my dad. It feels weird around here without him. Always does, but even more so this time for some reason.

So. Hi. Wasn’t that just a fantabulous list?

Yep yep yep.

Anyhow.

(Note how the Jordyn is stalling for time while she thinks of what to say next.)

I wish I had some funny stories for you guys. The funniest story I have right now is actually really lame and involves my sandwich and the wind. Okay, okay, I’ll tell it.

So a few weeks ago I was eating a Quizno’s sandwich outside. Blahblahblah all is good yumyumyum. AND THEN THE WIND BLEW MY SANDWICH ONTO THE GROUND.

Ker-wha!??

Okay, yes, it frustrated me and made me angry. But really, wind, THAT’S ALL YOU’VE GOT. I’m from Radiator Springs. In order to impress me you have to really go out of your way. Make a two-story house shake. Pull a seven year old around and make her fear for her life. RIP A MAILBOX RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND.

In fact, do even more than that. I’ve lived all those things before.

But pulling my sandwich (I keep spelling it sandwish for some reason) to the ground? NOT TOO IMPRESSIVE.

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