Dear Aliens…

So I’m doing a demographics study. Er, sort of.

I mean, if you’ll help me out.

I know most of you HATE to comment because my page views are so much higher than the comment rates. If I were so inclined I’d figure out the math right now but… eh what the heck, I am so inclined.

So far I have over 5,000 blog hits. 5,641 if you wanna be precise about it. And there are 427 comments. 

And unless my math is wrong (which it may be… I make no claims to mathematical greatness though I did score a 102 on my last math test) (that’s me bragging), that means that for every 1 person who commented 13 were actually here.

So yeah.

Demographic study. Serves two purposes:

(1) I’m curious,

(2) OMG WORDPRESS ADDED POLLS AND I AM LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO USE THEM!!

Here goes… 

Info for your infometer: a HUGE number of people get to my blog by searching for “real aliens.” Which I think is pretty awesome.

PS. If you are stalking me – my page stats only show me how many people there are and how they got to my blog. Google, other blogs, etc. So I really don’t know if anyone from my real life is stalking me or not.

Aliens aliens aliens real live aliens I can prove they exist! (Sorry guys; just trying to get more awesome google hits from people looking for aliens.)

Okay thank yous!! No seriously. Thank you. That was fun, wasn’t it? I thought so.

*Oh also, I think I’m done using song titles as post titles. I need to come up with my own.